What's going on?

Seriously, why am I not a tycoon yet? I've been plugging away at this www stuff for over a year now and no sign at all of the expected riches.

It's enough to make me mad.


Ok, once again, I want a castle in the country, a butler/driver, a cook/housekeeper and a minion to do odd jobs, like warm the toilet seat for any wintertime middle of the night visits.

I think you'll find that I've been quite modest in my expectations- I could demand a butler AND driver, as well as a cook AND housekeeper, but I don't want to appear greedy.

So, let's give it another go...shall we?